and on it goes...
he just can't resist coming back. i almost feel sorry for him and how stupid he is.
but then,
i remember that he's an asshole and i feel ok.
JaredLuvsFatGrls: i knew you couldn't stay away
LRpunx420: haha i just got done eatin
LRpunx420: jerk
JaredLuvsFatGrls: what'd ya have? ass?
LRpunx420: cool
JaredLuvsFatGrls: so i think i saw your dad driving around with a gay pride sticker on his truck
JaredLuvsFatGrls: that's pretty cool
JaredLuvsFatGrls: he's supportive of your lifestyle then?
LRpunx420: haha he doesnt drive the truck ne more
LRpunx420: duche
JaredLuvsFatGrls: well who was driving it then?
JaredLuvsFatGrls: i just assumed it was him
LRpunx420: u know right that the day we saw that we took it off
JaredLuvsFatGrls: we who?
LRpunx420: so how could u see him drive
LRpunx420: me and my girlfriend
JaredLuvsFatGrls: i'm just telling you that i saw the truck with that sticker on it
LRpunx420: u have no fukin clue
LRpunx420: u think im a fag
LRpunx420: hah
JaredLuvsFatGrls: i don't know you're talking about
JaredLuvsFatGrls: and i know you're a fag
LRpunx420: cuz i fuck pussy?
LRpunx420: aight
LRpunx420: ok
JaredLuvsFatGrls: no, cuz you wish you had one
LRpunx420: so i could get slammed by guys?
LRpunx420: i still wouldnt be gay
LRpunx420: it would be opposite
JaredLuvsFatGrls: you wouldn't if you were a girl but it since you're a guy and you like guys to fuck you, that makes you a bicking fucking queerbag
LRpunx420: i bet this is hallie
LRpunx420: or claire
JaredLuvsFatGrls: whatever you say dude. i don't even know those chicks
JaredLuvsFatGrls: there must be a whole lot of people that think you're a fag tho if you can't figure out who this is
JaredLuvsFatGrls: first holland, then clair then hallie then claire?
LRpunx420: all i know is im fukin up claires house later on cuz she closest
JaredLuvsFatGrls: that would be funny. as long as it's not my house,
JaredLuvsFatGrls: i don't give a damn.
LRpunx420: well u can bring it now if u want
JaredLuvsFatGrls: that wouls spoil the fun
LRpunx420: cuz i dont know why u would wanna spend time outa ur night to bring a faggot ass present to me
JaredLuvsFatGrls: why wouldn't i?
JaredLuvsFatGrls: is it wrong to want you to enjoy yourself?
LRpunx420: imgonna be gone tonight so just bring it now
JaredLuvsFatGrls: well if you're gonna be gone then who's gonna be there to shoot me?
LRpunx420: idk
LRpunx420: sum one
LRpunx420: it would be more funny if i got my paintball gun
LRpunx420: and so when we go back to skool ill just have to see all the bruises on ur face
JaredLuvsFatGrls: oh i see. too scared to follow through on the original threat
LRpunx420: ill have to check the law firs
JaredLuvsFatGrls: yeah, good idea dumbass
LRpunx420: this is claire
LRpunx420: haha
LRpunx420: cuz thats how u talk
LRpunx420: ur so predictable
LRpunx420: laterz
LRpunx420 is away at 5:19:15 PM.
JaredLuvsFatGrls: you're funny because you think you have it all figured out and you don't
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JaredLuvsFatGrls: i'm just laughing my ass off at you right now
JaredLuvsFatGrls: so you go check on those pesky laws and i'll be by later to see you.
JaredLuvsFatGrls: tell me, did your dad see the card i sent you or did you take it straight your bedroom and jack off?
LRpunx420 returned at 5:21:12 PM.
LRpunx420: both
JaredLuvsFatGrls: was he pleased?
LRpunx420: 0oh wait
LRpunx420: forgot
LRpunx420: he watched me
LRpunx420: my bad
JaredLuvsFatGrls: now that's what i thought.
JaredLuvsFatGrls: that's sweet. he should really like the next one then
LRpunx420: ya ok
JaredLuvsFatGrls: so what did you get for christmas? did your parents agree to get you that nose job you so desperately need?
LRpunx420: hah
JaredLuvsFatGrls: is that a yes or a no?
JaredLuvsFatGrls: then again maybe you should keep it. it makes you easier to sopt in a big crowd.
LRpunx420: doesnt bother me
LRpunx420: just ther
JaredLuvsFatGrls: well let me the one to tell you, it bothers everyone else.
JaredLuvsFatGrls: it's fucking disgusting. not to mention, distracting.
LRpunx420: hhha ya cuz everyones like im gonna break it so i can see the over head
LRpunx420: ?
JaredLuvsFatGrls: ?
JaredLuvsFatGrls: hey is it true that you tried to kiss coach chavez?
LRpunx420: oh
JaredLuvsFatGrls: is it?
LRpunx420: man u like wasting time
JaredLuvsFatGrls: i'm just wondering
LRpunx420: this whole time uve been wasting ur time talkin
LRpunx420: im trying to look for some metal guitar and u keep talkin outa ur asshole
JaredLuvsFatGrls: i guess you think that everytime someone talks to you, they're wasting their time. well actually, that's probably true.
LRpunx420: hey go wash the dishes u stupid bith
JaredLuvsFatGrls: no wonder you don't really have any friends. i guess everyone knows you're a waste of time.
LRpunx420: bitcch*
JaredLuvsFatGrls: wanna try that one more time
JaredLuvsFatGrls: ?
JaredLuvsFatGrls: it's b-i-t-c-h.
JaredLuvsFatGrls: go ahead. i'll give enough time to get it right.
LRpunx420: it got the point over
JaredLuvsFatGrls: yeah the point that you must be stupid.
JaredLuvsFatGrls: point noted.
LRpunx420: (tehee tehee)
JaredLuvsFatGrls: so we never finished talking about christmas. do your parents even love you enough to get you anything for christmas?
LRpunx420: go try to get a guy wasted enough to even start thinkin about puttin his 3 inch dick in ur pussy fullov cellulite
JaredLuvsFatGrls: lol
LRpunx420: might take up ur sat and sun
JaredLuvsFatGrls: i guess you would know about how long it takes to get someone to give you their 3 inch dick.
LRpunx420: i really think ur a chick with a penis
JaredLuvsFatGrls: does that turn you on to think about it?
LRpunx420: are u good at ne thing?
JaredLuvsFatGrls: i'm good at lots of things. what about you? (and eating ass ans sucking cock don't count. anyone can do that.)
LRpunx420: hhaaa
LRpunx420: my neighbor just told me who this was
LRpunx420: laterz
LRpunx420 is away at 5:39:20 PM.