Jared

[jaredshelb]

Jared is a legend. Jared never existed. Or he existed always, in the mind of everyone

Comments

[frannyglass126]

the sea of marmara was my very favorite place name, back when i was in seventh grade geography and had to memorize major geographical features.

here are some seahorses making the babies.

[greatcait]

I kind of feel cheated. I already wrote this entire journal and was going to make it a friendster testimonial. How rude of you to steal it!

[marobertin]

I read this earlier as I snacked on Tub o' cheese. Mmmmm mmmm, delicious. You had me going a bit at the pancakes part. "Jared doesn't like breakfast!" I yelled at my screen, "He doesn't like like breakfast!" Then you relieved my stress, with the part about the mass murder. Haha, good job.

[icantmoonwalk]

haha, me too. i felt disquieted by the pancakes...reminded of so many "animated discussions" at clarke's. i'm glad jared takes his revenge for being fed breakfast food.

ps i won't make you guys breakfast next year, apparently. too bad because all i can cook is eggs.

[jaredshelb]

Actual photos of what happened the last time Johanna cooked eggs. Seriously.

[icantmoonwalk]

oh man. i knew i should have kept that to myself. it was an isolated incident! (caused by you, i might add--i was distracted!)