That word does not exist in any language, it will never be uttered by a human mouth

[jaredshelb]

So I thought I'd crank out one last entry and then sit down and do some work for once in my life. The two weeks since I've been back in London have been perhaps the least productive for me since early childhood, and at least then I was working on important stuff like multisyllabic words and motor functions. Also, I've pretty much decided to not

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[illiniassassin]

The Big Green one was the best. It had the Zorts.

that Chicken site is pretty comprehensive...he'll do the Electric Slide! and sometimes he goes CRAZY!

[jaredshelb]

but the purple one has the huge pirate ship!

and yeah, some of my favorite commands for the chicken: splits, moonwalk, cartwheel, handstand, rockettes, riverdance. and yes, i spent too long messing around with this.

[icantmoonwalk]

i made the same roald dahl resolution sunday night after we watched willy wonka and the chocolate factory, and we were talking about our favorite books of his. i thought i was doing pretty well until i looked at that website. shockingly, jason hasn't read a SINGLE one.

if you go for ed emberly (tough choice, i know), will you draw me pretty purple pictures to hang on my fridge??

[jaredshelb]

what?! jason has NEVER read a roald dahl book? that's seriously ridiculous. what is your favorite book of his? and yeah, there are a ton of them, but i've read most of the kids ones. i want to go back and read those, but i'm more interested in the books for adults. i read a lot of anna's copy of "the best of roald dahl" while i was in rome, and it was great.

and of course i'll draw your pretty purple pictures.

[ex_panda_mon102]

Holy Effing Shit, guy. I know there's a lot of other stuff to comment on, but you just bought some of my favorite music ever. THE FALL. AHHHHHHHHHHH.

Seriously, they make me stupidly happy...and they're kind of bad!

[jaredshelb]

Haha. I never knew you like the Fall. I'm surprised we've never talked about them before.

And yeah, they're kind of bad. I didn't really have much of the early stuff, which is why I got Totally Wired, for the first disc. In some ways, it's my favorite, and in some ways, it's horrible! Haha.

[just_hsut_me]

Thank you, McSweeny's... for this, an open letter to penguins:

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/openletters/penguins.html

[jaredshelb]

haha. isn't that site just filled with treasures waiting to be discovered? i sent the penguin letter to robert a few days ago, because what can i say, the man loves penguins.

um, I am going to fling myself off of a cliff in HAPPINESS!

[anonymous]

thats all :) Brilliantly done....

Re: um, I am going to fling myself off of a cliff in HAPPINESS!

[jaredshelb]

thank you, dear. i'll use this entry as part of my speech when you and tony get married.