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Another peak into the daily oddness of my social interactions ( Read more... ) -
There is a cat sitting on me.
His name is Mischeif. He has a way of sort of shoving his way onto your lap and then kinda... oozing all over you. He's a big cat, about 8kg. He's stupidly adorable, and kinda dumb, but a sweetheart. He hates people paying attention to the computer though, and if he can he'll lie down on the keyboard to stop you typing. Otherwise he'll try to sleep ( Read more... ) -
Heat
It's hot. It's too damn freakin' hot.
I should be out doing horsey things, but it's too goddamn hot. I can't wear jeans it's that hot.
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Toilet paper
Bog roll, shit paper, TP, butt wipes, yesterdays news, bum hankies, toilet tissue, late night reading ( Read more... ) -
Shopping
When a woman tells you she's been shopping, you generally expect her to be holding bags of shoes, hats, pants, skirts, dresses, various hand, hair and face potions for scent, long lasting protection, lustrous colour, natural highlights, firming and toning, energizing, synthesizing, volumising, deep cleansing (what is that, a colonic drench?) and ( Read more... ) -
Meep
The internal email system for livejournal is a pain in the ass to use. It's stupidly slow to load in comparison to the rest of the site and it displays in an awkward and confusing way. You can't just click on something to read it because the latest message is already fully expanded and it's impossible to get rid of, you have to do some stupid check ( Read more... ) -
Feeling used
I hate feeling like I've been used. It happens a lot. As in a regular occurrence. It happens in all kinds of different and creative ways and in some cases I think I might be aware of it on some level, other times it could have happened months ago and suddenly I realise and proceed to bang my head on the nearest solid object (desk and steering wheel ( Read more... ) -
Dreams...
I remember reading a long time ago that the first steps to lucid dreaming involve remembering and recording your dreams. I think I have a slightly odd mind. See, I have issues with controlling my imagination, if i visualise something it will almost always get locked in a loop of some kind or I'll hit a block of some sort. For example if I were to ( Read more... ) -
Random quotes!
A brief insight into my daily conversations
Me
I might go to the supermarket and procure some fruit
Friend
LIke, steal?
Me
no, buy ... I get an image of hiding apples in my bra
Friend
Hahah. Might help you look more impressive
Me
...gee thanks
Friend
Hehe, I didn't mean it like that.
Me
liar!
Friend
Size doesn't matter, as they say
Friend
I am using my girlfriends ( Read more... ) -
Mmmmmm.....
This thread made me wonder just how I felt. I have a chocolate biscuit in my mouth. I decided that I feel chocolatey.
That is all.