Progress Report

[jarks]

Days living in Philadelphia: 36
Bicycles stolen: 0
Acts of public indecency witnessed: 1
Acts of public indecency committed: 0
Philly Cheesesteaks consumed: 2
Comparisons to Ellen Degeneres and/or Dori: 3
Approximate # of days until graduation: 777

Comments

[sirninjaboy]

STREAKING PARTYYYYYY