Dear UAA

[jarrardi]

It makes sense that the fine arts building is way the heck in the back woods of campus, far away from anything (except that really good deli restaurant with the classical music and awesome espresso, but putting that next to the fine arts building also makes sense

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[lanovran]

Why was my genetics class in the business building? Who can know the answers to these mysterious questions of collegiate classroom assignations? :P

[jarrardi]

Ma Rardi explained it to me: it's to ensure the most students have to cover the most possible distance to get to class. For example, all my finals are back to back on the same day. They are scheduled in such a way that it will require a half mile walk (run) to get between each one.

[lanovran]

To the Cougarmobile! *cue action theme music for chase scene*

[jarrardi]

Good plan! Wait, does this thing transform like the Chan Van?

[anonymous]

Maybe the Physics building used to BE a bomb shelter. :P

[jarrardi]

That's it! You stuff the place full of old pianos to absorb the blast's harmonic shockwave! Physicists would study this kind of thing, so...it all makes sense now! Thanks!