Fucking finally. Send those passes my way a little more often, huh, Hemmer?

One down, 49 to go!

I need some new pictures on this thing. I look retarded in most of them and that's just not right. Someone make me icons with pictures that aren't 5 years old.

Well, fuck that game. Can't we just have a fucking quarterback already? Good thing the Eskimos suck even worse than the Riders. No worries about that playoff spot.

Now what? Greener said something about food, right? Maybe I'll wander over there. Make sure there's beer ready.

Lock up your wives daughters, Stoli's back in town.

I'll be on the ice with you Monday, boys. Need the weekend first to reacquaint myself with Edmonton.

Summertime and the living is...

Shitty. Summer sucks. Not even being out of Deadmonton and the sweet, sweet loving every day can make up for it.

Am I going to get a serious contract offer here or what? Someone take care of that.

Don't worry, boys, no distractions. Stoli just needs a little something something to play well.

Yup, that'd be (part of) why I'm so awesome all the time.

You guys can all relax now, I'm here.