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[jaryd]

Dear Jack-In-The-Box Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger;

It is with much regret that I must write this letter to you, oh joyous friend. We did have some of the most wonderful times together, and don't think I will ever forget that..

However, our time has come to an end.

Sincerely,
Jerrod

P.S. And yes, you get the complimentary goodbye night.

Comments

[velmasbitch]

i wrote the same letter to the Stokabunga cookie at the Original Cookie company... i ate them all the time when i worked there but had to say goodbye when i found out it contained 43 grams of fat in that one fucking cookie and gained 9 pounds!!!