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[jas_behr]

To whom it may concern

Comments

[evans]

I wish people would post songs about my penis, you should be flattered

[jas_behr]

Haha. I guess it's kind of like free advertising, I really shouldn't complain. Here's to hoping it's a long song, anyway?

[jc_chasez]

Monica calls you Behr Hug? LMFAO I may borrow that.

And baby, I'm a slave 4 U.

....

oops I did it again.

[monica_keena]

----------------------> BACK UP OFF THE NICKNAME BEFORE I KILL YOUR SOUL

[jc_chasez]

I HAVE NO SOUL.

I AM ANGELUS.

BUT I AM NOT SLEEPING WITH SPIKE.

[monica_keena]

DUH YOU HAVE NO SOUL BECAUSE YOU LOST IT EXPERIENCING THAT ONE TRUE MOMENT OF HAPPINESS WITH YOUR LOVE. AKA SPIKE.

[monica_keena]

God you and your weeping vagina. Sometimes I want to kill you because I hate you so much, and by hate and kill I obviously mean hug and love. Ugh, you are awful and you made me all alskdjflk with this. <3

[jas_behr]

It really did make an awful puddle, and I am so stealing that icon right this minute.

I know you like to pretend you wish I'd stayed dead, but really, we both know your life would be a sad, sad place without me and vice versa. I am only as awful as you have inspired me to be. <3

[maggyllenhaal]

I don't even know where to begin to comment.

[jas_behr]

You could start by defending my honor, Gyllenhaal. I think you have a more authoritative voice than I do. Or you could call in James Spader to do me a favor. :-*

[emilie_dr]

178 mm makes it sound much bigger than it really is.

[jas_behr]

Just one reason why I love metric so much, Emilie. And hey, how the hell are you?

[emilie_dr]

Well, it's much less confusing than the system you Americans abide by. I'm fantastic, how about you?

[jas_behr]

It is less confusing, but we have a thing for inches, I guess. I'm doing really well, too.