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May 31, 2004 13:01

I counted. There are over fifty alcoholic beverages of various kinds in our refrigerator. That's a few I suppose ( Read more... )

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pierandocean May 31 2004, 18:15:34 UTC
james, you eat a lot of donuts...like, A LOT of donuts from what i've observed just in your journal...your entries and your replies. and maybe you thought no one would really notice, or that it would be an easy thing to hide. but i've noticed...it's not hidden from me, james. and...i think you might have a problem. i only say this out of concern. i know you'd do the same for me.

please, james. i know you like the feeling you get from eating donuts...but think about the long-term effects it could have on you.

i'm here if you need to talk.

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Under Control jashergin June 1 2004, 08:04:55 UTC
How observant of you Heather, but I promise that I have my donut eating under control. I can stop whenever I want. I eat the donuts Heather, they do not "eat" me. Besides, I only eat them because everyone else does... It's a social thing.

"i'm here if you need to talk." Spoken like a true psych major.

Also, nice picture.

-James

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Re: Under Control pierandocean June 1 2004, 15:05:34 UTC
I can stop whenever I want.

that's what they all say...

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Part of this Plan is OKay With Me jashergin June 1 2004, 08:09:04 UTC
Hmm... I will gladly go through the initial motions of the baby-making process with you, but I do not think that newborns are all that cute.

-James

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anonymous June 1 2004, 11:05:42 UTC
well asian chicks cant hold a candle to lovely amy harvey...and its quite apparent mr. gay-briel is aware of this as well. :)
p.s. perhaps this snuffalupogas gal is on crack (or some derivative) seeing as no one can eat too many donuts...thats entirely absurd. theyre wonderful things you see...song worthy even. why, if i were gene wilder id have a mind to create an eery sugary ditty right this very second. ~missy

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anonymous June 1 2004, 11:11:29 UTC
p.p.s. and YES i realize it's "eerie"...but you see this wouldnt conform to the obvious "y" monoply i had going in that sentence.

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pierandocean June 1 2004, 15:42:35 UTC
a snuffaluphogus is entirely different from a hephalump. you don't see hephalumps very often. not now.

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<2 cents> anonymous June 4 2004, 14:36:24 UTC
Map Key:
<><><> = VERY fond of
^^^ = Didn't sit well
That said...

<><><>: letter-bulleting tactic, easy to follow and kept me wanting more! maybe someday you will go to (n), or even, dare I say...(w)

you look really good on your slow-shuffle stroll to the kitchen, which leads me to believe that Travis spoke to you first. Something along the lines of "looking good james"... Hope that clears up any "who spoke first?" confusion.

^^^ : curvy japanese woman...random

Joshua has the nicer pair of legs; is the word nicer P.C.?

Love@AOL is shit.

*jENNA

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Re: <2 cents> jashergin June 4 2004, 16:09:00 UTC
jENNA,

Joshua has what!? I think not... You have seen my legs and they are hott! Besides, he's your brother and that's just gross.

Also, your bullet system is nice. However, you should have used (.)(.) for the Japanese woman comment. Hey, I do not know what this means, I just saw someone in a chat room use it once.

Love@AOL.com Jenna? You can do much better than this... As I have told you, lj is all about discovering love and feigning intelligence. You belong to this world! Come be assimilated by it! Oooo... That was dripping with intellectual barf.

-James

P.S. When are you coming back here so you and I can go "The Darkness" karyaoking. "Get your hands off of my woman motherfucker!" or... "I believe in a thing called love! Just listen to the rhythm of my heart!"

P.P.S. About that chat room comment... Er... I have not been to one of those in over five years. I was just remembering back. Yep, I couldn't tell you a thing about a chat room now... Not a clue. Don't know about those!

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<2 cents> anonymous June 6 2004, 11:23:04 UTC
"Pick a category"

I'll take definitions for 300

"Define Utopia."

What is... James creating jENNA's lj and handing it to her on a plate garnished in parsley and zesty orange slices.

"That is correct. For bonus points can you tell us the publix produce codes?"

Parsley : 4900 Oranges : 4012
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put down that donut James...

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Re: Re: Re: <2 cents> jashergin June 6 2004, 12:43:52 UTC
Ooo... I've been commissioned to do "jENNA's" new lj. This could be the break I've been waiting for... Just could be. Call me Howard Roark... No, I'm much more Peter Keating. He's realistic.

-James

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