Look Where We Are Now!jasherginJuly 5 2004, 13:36:02 UTC
So, I've established myself as an epic story worthy of the WB's hottest lineup (they do have an opening after canning Angel, damn them) and you as a reputable paper, like The Times itself (or The New Republic, but not while what's-his-name worked there flaming story after story... See movie Broken GlassFurthermore, I believe if Steven Spielberg was to have an lj (which he might), he would commission you to do all of his icon work... Of course, he'd probably just want to use yours seeing how he is an aging Jewish man and you are obviously not. And if Spielberg does commission you, Heather, he will probably want you to be Director of Photography as well (that talent of yours will not go unnoticed). Now, this job will pay you well and... Umm... All I want is 10%... I meant 12.5
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Re: Look Where We Are Now!pierandoceanJuly 5 2004, 13:47:54 UTC
oh my, james...you flatter me way too much. but if i am ever hired by spielberg -- even if i'm just run-to-starbucks-and-get-coffee-girl -- i promise you 10% [12.5 is pushing it...sorry, pal].
and i prefer to think of my stalker as just an "adoring fan." it's way less creepy and scary that way. so let's please refer to her as that from now on so that i don't have nightmares. thanks.
heather.
p.s. funny broken glass reference, i'm sure...but, you know me - i haven't seen it.
A new one! You are an icon factory Heather... Also, here's a list for you:
- Broken Glass - The Royal Tenenbaums - Rushmore - Lost in Translation - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Zoolander
Oh wait! You actually saw Zoolander! You actually peeled yourself/attention away from HGTV for ninety minutes to view a movie! Haha... Have time to go workout or whatever.
-James
P.S. Or perhaps it's the clothing channel? You did make the nifty skirt and all. Once again, kudos on that.
Haha... Yes, I am guilty of watching those from time to time. Glad to know that I am not the only one. And have you ever noticed that most the people they interview for "I Love the 80's" are hardly old enough to remember the 80's? Kind of crazy. Blah... That show makes me feel kind of old.
Solar Eclipse Will Touch Your Ass!jasherginJuly 6 2004, 17:43:58 UTC
Sister of Roommate,
Larger and harder, no? Nice nonetheless... I saw you letting my other roommate feel your ass. To be honest I felt rather left out.
Also, you and your brother squabble far too much to be just "brother and sister" or whatever. Lots of tension there. Perhaps jashergin can do an exclusive episode “behind the story” or at least behind the behind? Hmm... Of course, all your boy friends will object.
I too, am sans tats = You have a parrot tattoo on your behind? Rather interesting to say the least.
-James
P.S. In conclusion, you bring the "fun-making" of your last name on your self baby tit.
Re: Solar Eclipse Will Touch Your Ass!tit_comb_truthJuly 6 2004, 18:04:00 UTC
I must've had some drinks in me if I let sir pike himself "feel my ass."
& I'm glad you didn't join in, the consistency is so shocking that we might not be where we are today if you had experienced that.
I am an "I love the 80's" fan, and I like the awesomely bad songs as well. I could definitely see you seated front row in that peanut gallery. (good call abbybaby2) As for feeling old when watching? Let me bring you back down to earth... If you came through my line at publix, I'd probably check your ID for tobacco (alcohol, without a doubt).
Harry Potter 3
anonymous
July 7 2004, 22:20:02 UTC
As a new reader, I must admit that I am extremely impressed by your writing talent. You express yourself beautifully - better-than-average vocabulary, correct punctuation, and amusing entry subjects - which is a refreshing change from the other lj's I've browsed. (I'm sorry, I can't help critiquing - I'm an English major, it's compulsory
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Re: Harry Potter 3jasherginJuly 8 2004, 11:10:03 UTC
First of all, Erin, thank you so much for your praise. However, I say this in defense of other journals... Most put out more than one entry a week (often several entries a day), thus my journal exists more as a weekly series... As I have described in this entry. I personally see most other journals as soap operas that aim to vent daily frustration, love lost, and such which is not wholly unlike mine except that I only update on a weekly or bi-weekly basis. Therefore, I can spend more time per entry which gives my entries the illusion of grandeur and importance... Unfortunately, despite my attempts at grandeur and importance, my journal still reads like a glorified soap opera (I am trying for the epic Angel lj, but I rarely fight crime; rather, I never fight crime). But then, that’s why people watch soap operas, yes? It’s because they focus on the two or three elements of our lives that mean the most to us; interpersonal relations with the opposite sex, personal disaster of sorts, and interpersonal relations with the opposite sex.
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Re: Harry Potter 3
anonymous
July 8 2004, 21:07:04 UTC
First of all, James, I agree with your general assessment of most other journals...the few I perused were, quite frankly, frightening. It is beyond the realm of my comprehension, the things some people do, and then relate in their ljs, in excruciating detail
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I just thought I would add that I agree with your damnation of the WB. I wrote a very scathing email (unfortunately to the general comments/questions email address listed on the website; I was unable to find the direct email address of someone in power, to whom my complaint may have made a difference) detailing the many reasons Angel should NOT have been cancelled.
And as long as I was doing that, I added that "Superstar USA" was the cruelest premise for a hoax of a talent search in the history of talent searches, degrading the quality of the network even further in Angel's absence.
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and i prefer to think of my stalker as just an "adoring fan." it's way less creepy and scary that way. so let's please refer to her as that from now on so that i don't have nightmares. thanks.
heather.
p.s. funny broken glass reference, i'm sure...but, you know me - i haven't seen it.
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- Broken Glass
- The Royal Tenenbaums
- Rushmore
- Lost in Translation
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Zoolander
Oh wait! You actually saw Zoolander! You actually peeled yourself/attention away from HGTV for ninety minutes to view a movie! Haha... Have time to go workout or whatever.
-James
P.S. Or perhaps it's the clothing channel? You did make the nifty skirt and all. Once again, kudos on that.
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-James
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i feel that, based on ass size alone, I deserve a larger character role in the "hit journal."
that is all.
I too, am sans tats.
-baby tit
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Larger and harder, no? Nice nonetheless... I saw you letting my other roommate feel your ass. To be honest I felt rather left out.
Also, you and your brother squabble far too much to be just "brother and sister" or whatever. Lots of tension there. Perhaps jashergin can do an exclusive episode “behind the story” or at least behind the behind? Hmm... Of course, all your boy friends will object.
I too, am sans tats = You have a parrot tattoo on your behind? Rather interesting to say the least.
-James
P.S. In conclusion, you bring the "fun-making" of your last name on your self baby tit.
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& I'm glad you didn't join in, the consistency is so shocking that we might not be where we are today if you had experienced that.
I am an "I love the 80's" fan, and I like the awesomely bad songs as well. I could definitely see you seated front row in that peanut gallery. (good call abbybaby2) As for feeling old when watching? Let me bring you back down to earth... If you came through my line at publix, I'd probably check your ID for tobacco (alcohol, without a doubt).
-petite titty
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And as long as I was doing that, I added that "Superstar USA" was the cruelest premise for a hoax of a talent search in the history of talent searches, degrading the quality of the network even further in Angel's absence.
What is the WB coming to?
-Erin
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