All my money is fucking gone! As if your stingy ass even gives us enough allowance to eat! I know it was you, ugly old geezer fuckface! I'm starving, man!
((OOC: Hidan found his money two hours later, in the pocket of pants carelessly kicked under his bed at some point. He's not going to apologize though! ))
For those who have been misplaced from their worlds (or anyone else who just wants to fucking leave this world), By the grace of the almightly Lord Jashin, I have been gifted with the power to send you back to where you came from.
My offer is on a first come, first served basis. Donations accepted.