My interpretation of distorted conversation

[jasirus]

The world will not let me stop, I cannot rest and I cannot faulter no matter how weak my body may become. Though I can see madness quickly catching back up to me I will have to say at this point in time I have never felt so alive

Comments

[themagicalonion]

Ok its sad i have to say this but this will make you feel all the better:

(1) Snuff Ether untill you feel as dumb as the next guy
(2) Repeat step 1
(3) Stop Listening to German Industrial music... drinking bile? you sick little puppy!
(4) Dont Forget! Stop, Drop, and Roll
(5) Make a delicious meal, then tape yourself pissing on said meal, and then eating it. Upload said tape to internet.
(6) Wear a dress for a day
(7) do not use words that contain vowels
(8) always wear headphones and ask people to repeat themselves constantly
(9) Register with a local church
(10) cover your hands in crazy glue and press hands firmly into eye sockets and wait for it to dry. remove hands quickly, scream, and passout in a puddle of your own cowardess.

Enjoy these plans of success, and god speed you little irish italian whatever you are!

[themagicalonion]

are you having your period?

*cocks Shotgun* CHICK! CHUNK! BURRRNNN!

[themagicalonion]

but seriously, your a great friend and i want you to have this
http://www.tampax.com/ctry_select.html

:D Good Luck my budding little lady.

[biggdaddykai]

happy early bday you depressed fucker you. haha. Gordo the Great. You should have a cape and cowl or at least a nice robe(steal one from a hotel) and wear them in public. haha