Ehhh...putting Mrs. Dash seasoning in your coffee instead of Splenda is NOT a good way to start the day.  (Both are yellow packets ( Read more... )

Taking a quick break from research to check the forecast:


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Rants for the day:

WTF are spelling bee championships doing on ESPN???

WTF is in puppy chow that gave my dog atrocious gas today????

Happy fooking birthday J-dizzle!!!!
*sings, dances, drinks a beer, passes out*
<333 See you in a few!!!

Today, in US History,
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Random:

On behalf of all women, I'd like men to dedicate one day where they proceed to complete the following tasks:

1. Grab a piece of industrial strength duct tape. Place it on your scrotum. Pull it off as fast as you can and smile.

2. Stick a tampon somewhere uncomfortable and go swimming.

3. Repeat one and two every 28 days. :)

Love

Happy Birthday Tesha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  *toasts you with sparkling cider* Love you girl!

Just got off the phone with my mom. One of my dogs, Jodi, passed away tonight. I've had her since I was 9 *thats 20 yrs* so she was pretty old and we knew it would be soon. On my way to meet my mom at the vets now, so that we can have her cremated. She's the last childhood pet (out of 5) to pass on ( Read more... )

I'm on the last leg of a 36 hour rotation. This is so awesome. I've slept 3 hours since last Thursday. Sweet. I ate some horrifying Chinese food yesterday. Life is good though, seriously. Wrote a TON of random stuff the other day: it has been a while since I've written anything not required for school. Reading over some of it, I wouldn't ( Read more... )

ROFLMAO @ this: so so so true!
Exotic bad-ass
You scored 60% masculine, 58% athletic, 54% exotic, and 50% refined! You want everything in a man at the same time! Masculine, built like a Greek god, exotic and mysterious and even some bad-ass in there too. I think you would really like Freddy Ljungberg, the Swedish Calvin Klein model. ( Read more... )