Holy smokes!

[jason_schmidt]

We won! Sweet! It probably would have been a lot sweeter if I was on the active roster. Oh well, gotta wait until later. Speaking of... I'll be off the disabled list soon. I think Omar's Fun Dip really helped me out. I believe this coming week will spark the return of the Schmittmeister, so it's time to prepare by loading up on Omar's snacks

Comments

[noah_lowry]

Dude... if you're going to libel me, at least spell it right, Schmidty.

Wookiees. Two E's!

Levar Burton had a bit part. In Star Wars. What do you mean you didn't catch it? You are not hard-core. Hope you liked Star Wars. I learned some good lines from Anakin to use on my wife.

[brett_tomko]

What are you talking about? You're like the most popular guy on the team Jason! You have lots of friends. Don't get down on yourself!

[not_brandon]

I friended you because you're cool, dude

mom

[anonymous]

isnt your mom dead

Re: mom

[jason_schmidt]

Dear god. Don't you know about figurative speech? Thanks for bringing out bad memories. I'm going to drown myself in Fun Dip and tears now.