PLEASE DON'T LET IT BE TRUE.

[jason_schmidt]

I was shopping again today when some lady came up to me and asked me for an autograph. I said "sure," and she said "Oh my god, you're my idol and you're sooo skinny now." So I said, alright, okay whatever. She came up to me with a Roseanne season one DVD set. I went crazy and ran away crying. Please, guys, say it ain't so. SAY IT AIN'T SO.

Comments

[scott_eyre]

Haha... That is pretty oh shit I'm late for snacks funny. I can see the dude I want some tacos resemblence. But wait, I kinda look like you so... This one chick was yelling "Schmidty! Schmidty" one time at me. I was like bitch what the hell is the pigeon doing outside my window "no I'm not Schmidty, I'm Scott Eyre. AIR, not eeyr or ayre."

[jason_schmidt]

You make zero sense at all.

I'm angry with you

[ray_durham]

You passed me in homeruns. You're making me look bad. You can ask Tomko what happens when you make me look bad offensively. My glove just happens to get a little slippery...

Re: I'm angry with you

[jason_schmidt]

I think your amazing collapsing groin muscles are making you look worse than my bent arm swings