The world is mean.

[jason_schmidt]

Why are some of my teammates so mean? I thought we're supposed to be a family. I can see why Omar cries late at night. This morning he called me and asked if I would go shopping with him at Nordstroms. I knew he was going to get some ugly lamee shirt, but I said it would be fine. Who am I to turn down some free friend time

Comments

[ray_durham]

The only fireworks that will involve me are the fireworks that go off when I blast a pitcher for one of my team leading doubles. You don't wanna cross me Schmidty, Tomko did that once and it magically made my glove close to soon.

[brett_tomko]

I knew you did that on purpose! WHY? I'm always nice to you Ray.

[marquis_grissom]

Because everyone likes to laugh at you, Tomko.

[ray_durham]

At that point in the season you had more rbis than me. It was blatant disrespect. Now I've passed you in Rbi's so I feel much more secure. My "errors" will no longer happen in your starts...unless you feel like showing me up again

[lance_niekro]

There is WAY too much drama up here in the big leagues. The only griping I heard down in the minors was "how am I gonna feed my family" or "OMG that groupie gave me the clap"

[bobbycrosby7]

I'll be nice to you.

I'll even share M&M's. I got M&M's ya know! I might make you take me to One Market for dinner, though.

[ray_durham]

A's middle infielders just aren't what they used to be...

[bobbycrosby7]

Mostly because they are better.

[ray_durham]

Excuse me?

Until you get an MVP like Tejada I think you should shut your mouth. And Ginter/Ellis compared to my greatness. Puh lease

[marquis_grissom]

Heh, Elly should be eliminated.