That carton-thingy was just MEAN. How can you be soooo mean?!!? It would probably be OK if you were pitching good, like my hubby (Brett. Yummmm.). But you just stink this year, so you should be nice to your teammates! If you're nice to my Brett, maybe I'll show you the right way a g-string should be worn. Maybe you can come over with Ray?
MY husband has the most innings pitched, and the lowest ERA of any starter, and the best whip of any starter on the Giants. So THERE! Hmmm. g-strings and whips. I need to go take a shower.
Make sure to bring your wife! Or is she your girlfriend? She's not Kristie, is she? I don't think I have enough food for THAT! I would have to order a dozen pizzas or something. I hope she's not lactose intolerant, because I like lots of cheese on my pizzas, so that the cheese and sauce and stuff drips on my hooters and Brett can clean it off.
Heh, that is mean and funny at the same time. You should put me on there. I would laugh and laugh and laugh. Then I would punch you in the face, but it would all be in good fun. My wife would love it.
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Mando laughed when I told him about it last night on the phone.
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MY husband has the most innings pitched, and the lowest ERA of any starter, and the best whip of any starter on the Giants. So THERE! Hmmm. g-strings and whips. I need to go take a shower.
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Sorry Ray Ray, it's funny.
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