Dear Mrs. Headmistress,
Can we please set up some parchment recycling bins? We are wasting lots of paper. There are lots of long essays to write and they are all like, on parchment with scrolls and stuff.
I had to rewrite my essay 7 times because we have to use these quill things. Why do we have to use them anyway? They are weird. Can I just use a regular pen? It's easier and I wouldn't waste as much paper. It's better for the invirnment.
Thanks!
Your friend,
Jason