Only 3% of the world will mourn me?

[jasonanonymous]

Only 3% of the world will mourn me? This statement alone qualifies this meme as complete bullshit. People love me, God damn it.

~Jason

Yeah... this was posted at 5:00 AM. I woke up at 3:15 for a brief trip to the Little Buckaroo's room and couldn't sleep. I guess I should try again - I have to be up, ready and leave the house by 7:00!

Comments

[jasonanonymous]

By "try again" I meant to try to go back to sleep, not to try to go to the Little Buckaroo's room again, you assholes.

~Jason

[recycling]

Seriously though, you can admit this. We're all getting older. If it's No. 1, just turn the sink on when you try and pee. Seeing all that water helps.

If it's No. 2..bean burritos and prune juice, man. Wal-Mart's Equate brand makes a good stool softener for sale cheap, too. Not that I know this firsthand..but..I've talked to..people.

Ah, quizzes and memes.

[jasonanonymous]

Thanks. This is just the sort of response one could expect from one of those 5:0o AM posts.

~Jason

[kenopolis]

Hey, Went to the doc today...

If no baby by late Tuesday, They will induce her on Wednesday morning.

But it may come before that, Monika's having regular contractions now.

Why is it ...

[myaxe]

that they seem to want to come once they've been told they have no choice?

Several people I know had similar situations where they were told they would be induced in a day or two only to go into labor almost immediately!

Good luck to you both,

Hollie

Re: Why is it ...

[kenopolis]

It's so frustrating. Especially for Monika... She has been going up and down the stairs, walking and so on... But the contractions were 5 min, then 15 minutes, then 10 minutes, then 4 minutes, then 20 minutes.... I called in sick, thinking it would come...
Still nothing... She just now finally fell asleep. Maybe when she wakes up they will be more regular.

Re: Why is it ...

[jasonanonymous]

Happy B-day soon!

~Jason