Hey ( Read more... )

Whatever happened to MY United States? Jesus - a guy can't even stand up and say shit like "Yeah! 'Cause this is AMERICA, Goddammit!" as a reason for doing anything that's usually forbidden in other places, but is legal here ( Read more... )

http://www.livejournal.com/users/recycling/87553.html?thread=1910529#t1910529

Jason & Hollie's Grocery Store Adventure

My incredible wife myaxe and I went to the store. Here's some of the strangest shit we found... they were funny to US at the time, anyway.

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I... I...

Um, you just gotta see it:

http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/

~Jason

The "Fat Angry Mom" Doll is just totally bizarre.

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt, I no come work ( Read more... )

Read my wife's ( myaxe ) story - it's badass. She's badass.

And for the love of Christ, comment on it after reading.

~Jason

Damn, folks. Have I been out of it. That being said, I'm sure y'all are curious as hell as to what's happening ( Read more... )

I've been home from the hospital and trying to work at home for a few days now. I hurt, and there's a damn "pus grenade" of a drain coming out of me ( Read more... )

I haven't been around a while.

They want to take my gall bladder out.

I talk to the surgeon tomorrow.

~Jason