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Samson, Delilah AND Jezabel are in the Bible ( Read more... )

All three of you...

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If you want someone’s attention you have to scream from the back of the room to be heard. Once you have everybody’s attention you have to whisper to keep it.

Thank you Maynard

Wait til about a minute 40.

Thats me almost spooning that girl. My girlfriend gave me alot of shit for it at the time. Thank you Forbes. You whore.

when this was a big deal?

I like it better in Russian...