I'm screaming in an empty room
Can you hear me?
When will I go deaf?
I'm yelling my name
I'm yelling your name
I love you.
I'm sorry.
Wishes can never be
Or they aren't.
Dreams never come true
If they are really dreams.
Every 5 years someone asks me
Where do you see yourself in 5 years.
I'm not here.
This room is empty.
Look for me elsewhere.

If the Diggy Jiggy Industrial Savage closes below 7000 today, I'm going to do something nutty! We're talking major paradigm change folks. We're talking giving up on the standard "go get a job, Hippie" angle here and straight on to "time to start growing my own food!" If it closes about 7k, I'll behave myself for a little while yet.

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The First Annual Ghost Roast
Was Better than the last
It requires a special spatula
Culinary intrepidation
a license from the Fire Marshall
And a lot of chipotle cilantro gravy sauce
I remember the time
That I caught your mother with another man:
I told her that she forgot to take out the trash
I wasn’t surprised.
She always forgot to take out the

Depression ( Read more... )

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I’ve got too much experience of the wrong kind; I’ve been hanging with the wrong crowd. I’ve made a lot of mistakes. I didn’t know any better. I was just experimenting with college. I don’t have enough of the right kind: I don’t know how to operate a Hi-Lo without having ever operated a Hi-Lo. I don’t know where to pick up the two years of ( Read more... )

The day that the Towers Collapsed ( Read more... )

( My Interests Collage! )