If I ran for US President, would anyone vote for me? I bet my own brother wouldn't.
You know damn well I would.
That reminds me, Jeremy threw a frozen beer can at one of my lawn gnomes a while back, shattering it all across the lawn and sidewalk. How sweet of him.
Would you like me to replace it?
And now Im bored. I hope you are awake because Im coming to bug you.
Hmmm I would vote for you! Sure... You can't be any worse the the war hungry.... Yes I would vote for you! I am sorry to hear about your yard Gnome... But they are kinda creepy
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You know damn well I would.
That reminds me, Jeremy threw a frozen beer can at one of my lawn gnomes a while back, shattering it all across the lawn and sidewalk. How sweet of him.
Would you like me to replace it?
And now Im bored. I hope you are awake because Im coming to bug you.
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Would you be my vice prez?
Would you like me to replace it?
Nah, it's fine. Just buy me more beer.
And now Im bored. I hope you are awake because Im coming to bug you.
Please do.
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Do you even have to ask?
Nah, it's fine. Just buy me more beer.
Not a problem
Please do.
*does*
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They're not so bad. I think some are cute.
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>:O
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Liar. He had no name. You thought he was ugly.
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