Contrived Slang Watch!

[jasonscheirer]

New adjective: Lawesome (adj.): The awesomeness of lazy, or alternately, awesomeness combined with laziness
New noun phrase: Lawesome Texas Ranger (n.): A particularly advanced practitioner of the art of lawesomeness*.
New adjectival phrase: Lawesome Texas Rangerly (adj.): To behave in a Lawesome Texas Ranger-like manner

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chuck norris is so hot right now

[sk8grlpk]

SNL did a musical tribute to young chuck norris.

Re: chuck norris is so hot right now

[jasonscheirer]

He used his hands and his feet and he kicked and punched with his hands and his feet!