Comments | jasonschwartz: WE'VE ALL DONE IT.

jasonschwartz

WE'VE ALL DONE IT.

Dec 22, 2005 19:52

Singers of bands are all doing it, actresses are getting their freak on, Orlando Bloom's pet has done it as well I'm positive.

Anonymous is fucking turned on.

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anonymous December 22 2005, 15:18:10 UTC

You're one of the most brilliant and interesting people here. It's a crime that you're not around more, many people could benefit from having someone like you around.

jasonschwartz December 22 2005, 21:20:33 UTC

Awz, I'm blushing. But thank you, if I knew who you were I would bow down to you.

clairedanes December 23 2005, 03:52:39 UTC

Too late.

jasonschwartz December 23 2005, 05:45:24 UTC

anonymous December 22 2005, 17:51:21 UTC

You go, big boy! Enable the shit out of those anonymous comments!

jasonschwartz December 22 2005, 21:21:21 UTC

Thank you for the encouragement!

anonymous December 22 2005, 18:09:11 UTC

you are not as funny as i hoped you would be.

jasonschwartz December 22 2005, 21:19:18 UTC

I'm not a funny guy. I could tell you a joke about two Irish men and put on their accents, but I'm a bad storyteller. If my life was a script, then maybe there would be a few good jokes.

anonymous December 23 2005, 02:41:06 UTC

i hope we can be friends at least.

jasonschwartz December 23 2005, 05:45:53 UTC

But of course. Care to show yourself?

anonymous December 23 2005, 04:19:59 UTC

Tweezers.

jasonschwartz December 23 2005, 05:46:04 UTC

A life.