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[jasonschwartz]

I really can't think of anything to write about but apparently Valentine's Day was a popular subject. I didn't have one, though I had one in mind. I spent the day eating various different breakfast cereals and drinking beer, and watching sports with my dog. My mom called about five times to wish me a happy day and something about going home for a

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[jgyllenhaal]

Your mother is a sweet, sweet woman. I should wine and dine her, of course, without the sixty-nine.

And SORRY IF WE WANT YOU TO STICK AROUND. FUCK.

[jasonschwartz]

She was my Valentine apparently, she wanted to send me soup and scarves and knitted things. I will tell her to send you something.

GOOD LUCK TRYING TO MAKE ME UPDATE AGAIN IN ANOTHER FIVE WEEKS!!!

[jgyllenhaal]

I could use a new blankie.

WHY. WHY DO YOU HATE US SO MUCH.

[jasonschwartz]

BECAUSE I NEVER MADE BWE GOSH JAKE.

[simply_samaire]

I'm adding you, because it's the fun thing to do.

[scoppola]

Have you ever eaten corn flakes with beer?

[jasonschwartz]

i'm going to try that!

[clairedanes]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT.

[jasonschwartz]

ME TRYING TO DELETE BUT YOU LOVE ME TOO MUCH HEYZ???

[clairedanes]

The next time you do that you are taking me with you.

[jasonschwartz]

Oh what lies people like you too much you will be missed.