Freakin stupid final

[jasonx10]

So my English final (which counts for 40% of my grade) is a stupid poetry project/presentation. I need ideas for a poem. I want something thats a page or two long and has to do with conflict between two lovers (specific, i know. Im going to make a parody video and put a weezer song to it. Thats why). Anyhow, if you have any ideas, please

Comments

[thekevlar]

just use Joel's old boob poem.

That kind of has to do with lovers...

...of boobs.

[jasonx10]

Hah! My teacher would... uh... actually, she'd probably be ok with that.

[ralphsink]

Set the poem in Nantucket!

[jasonx10]

nantucket?

[ralphsink]

Uh huh huh huh huh

It rhymes, dude.