...and so I come ashore in the South Bay again ( Read more... )

In the near future, a terrible crises will occur. Technology columnists and obscure bloggers will finally run out of clever acronyms, having exhausted the world's supply. In an unfortunate bit of synchronicity, graphic designers at tv stations in charge of 24 hour news headlines will mentally break down, unable to come up with any more dramatic ( Read more... )

I know I've said this before, but this is the Best. Thing. Ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMZPtfUOwO4

Lordi, Winners of the Eurovision Contest
This song includes the line that starts "On the Day of Rockening..."
Do I really need to convince you any more?

I'm not sure why my own bad poetry and food are the primary things that motivate me to post...

After wondering about how many calories my yummy morning burrito from TJ's was, I sauntered over to the fridge and saw it was 310 calories.... for *half a burrito*

I am sure weird serving sizes have been a universal rant of almost everyone at one point or ( Read more... )

Time for a break from the job hunt for making Haiku!

Vallejo springtime
riverside road now baking
it smells like burning

the napa river
a confused possum circles
I want more juice drink

if I am undead
and coffee revives my form
is it then holy?

For those of you interested in the little known practices of the peasant folk of the North bay ( Read more... )

Just some notes from the field ( Read more... )

mistb1ade: My lily white hands of an office worker may feel the sting of labor such as my Hispanic brethren in the great Empire of California have known. My skin will not burn against the sun's rays, though! I may have walked the streets and goth clubs as a child of the moon, but my blood burns with the memory of the sun and the desert wind!!!!
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In the kitchen my meal awaits me. I made it. I operated the stove and everything. I am just waiting for some complimentary veggie patties to heat up ( Read more... )

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I do not know how I could possibly say anything that makes this better than it is:

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx