Of Bruins, Beacons, and the Inevitable Robot Apocalypse

[jawalter]

Last night, I went downtown with cosmicserpent to see the Bruins play the Hurricanes in the second round of the playoffs. They won in convincing fashion. I still think Carolina could steal a win or two, but I saw nothing to suggest they'll upset the Bruins. All in all, it was a fun game, and it left me more than a little giddy (yes, like the proverbial

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[iterum]

Perhaps a hero will rise -- a human who can make hot dogs so good that they'll keep us around.

Or something.

[jawalter]

I assume that you're referring to John "Sausage Guy" Connor. It's a good thought, except the automated hot dog machine ("Hot Dog Net") has already sent a hot dog machine back in time to kill his mother, Adeline Froman.

Humanity is still doomed.

What's the fuss?

[gatz]

I, for one, welcome our new automated hot dog overlords. As long as their machines are decorated in handlebar mustaches.

Re: What's the fuss?

[jawalter]

Well, I suppose I can't argue with logic like that. There's nothing wrong with a good handlebar mustache!