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jawalter

I don't know whether or not I was naked.

Jun 12, 2009 11:47

I usually avoid the LiveJournal while I'm at work, but ... well, it's Friday ... and I'm bored ... and this is kindofsortofalmost work-related ...

You see, ( I had a dream last night. )

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Half and half jawalter June 12 2009, 16:33:44 UTC

It seems that you ate the awesome half of the sausages, while I ate the creepy spider sausages.

Actually, maybe the spiders represent my subconscious telling me that I should have gotten real sausage (i.e. with pork), rather than chicken sausage (which is an abomination).

Mmmm ... sun-dried pork tomatoes.

cook_ting June 12 2009, 16:32:57 UTC

In this dream:

The relocated office represents your desire to become a famous lion tamer in the big city.

Salsa represents your need for metaphorical condiments to spice up the omelet of existence.

Sun-dried tomatoes and their bush and dishwasher equivalents are your interest in finding alternative methods to producing common household objects.

The spiders represent your fear of the universal mother penis.

Kevin Costner represents not only the SuperEgo, but also Nicholas Cage (who was unavailable due to a schedule conflict).

YES! jawalter June 12 2009, 16:36:36 UTC

I was hoping someone would understand. It all makes so much sense now.

Except that I have never dreamed of Nicholas Cage. I will never dream of Nicholas Cage. I swore a blood oath about that after he killed all my tamed lions and stole my mother's penis using only common household objects.

Re: YES! cook_ting June 12 2009, 19:01:24 UTC

I see. Tell me more about Nicholas Cage starring in the theft of your mother's penis.

Re: YES! jawalter June 12 2009, 19:09:43 UTC

Well, you see, Mr. Cage had the Declaration of Independence rolled up and sticking out of his pants, when he realized that could only mean that Ben Franklin had designed a harness so that polar bears could be ridden into battle. So he hijacked a plane full of convicts and flew to Las Vegas where the convicts all hired prostitutes to watch them drink themselves to death.

And that's where babies come from.

iterum June 12 2009, 16:46:36 UTC

The cartoon arachnids themselves symbolize your father's penis. Your subconscious is telling you to clean (and make more palatable) previous generations' paradigms of masculinity by making them oily and spicy -- but that those paradigms are not what you expect. Clearly. (This message of unexpectedness is further underlined by the change of office venue -- or, to be more precise, you are living a lie.)

As for the gardening-store guy, sometimes a Kevin Costner is just a Kevin Costner.

(My last really strange dream had ms_ntropy as an evil global dictator, with Scott "Leaps-to-Attack" C. as her Darth-Maul figure.)

Charlotte's Web just got weirder jawalter June 12 2009, 16:50:42 UTC

I remember Karen mentioning your dictator dream about her, and it kind of makes me wish that all dreams existed in the same dream world. Because she would have had those spiders killed. Killed dead.

Does it make a difference if Kevin Costner was smoking a cigar? A cigar shaped like a penis?

Because he wasn't.

Re: Charlotte's Web just got weirder iterum June 12 2009, 16:55:19 UTC

Actually, the K. in the dream would have recruited them to do her evil bidding.

Briefly, she suffered a bout of amnesia and joined the resistance as the old Karen again, but that didn't last.

I think that my dream probably signifies Kevin Costner's mother's cigar.

Re: Charlotte's Web just got weirder jawalter June 12 2009, 17:00:22 UTC

I just noticed that Karen and Kevin both start with the letter 'K'. Koincidence? I think not.

We need to start the Six Degrees of Kevin Costner's Mother game. Kevin Bacon is so played out.

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Well, it's official, you'll probably win the lotto gatz June 13 2009, 22:27:07 UTC

I've pulled out some of the central themes of your description above and plugged them into the 1931 edition of 10,000 Dreams Interpreted Or, What's In A Dream by Gustavus Hindman Miller. Apparently, you'll be rolling in solid gold doubloons filling a platinum hot tub in the near future. Please to enjoy:

Work/Place of employment: If hard at work, you will win merited success by concentration of energy.
Cooking: Denotes some pleasant duty will devolve on you. Many friends will visit in the near future. If there is a discord or lack of cheerfulness, expect harassing and disappointing events to happen (I'd suggest serving chili or pasta).
Tomatoes: Eating them: approach of good health. Growing them: domestic enjoyment & happiness.
Store: Filled with merchandise: foretells prosperity & advancement. Department Store: much pleasure will be derived from various sources of profit.
Actor: If dead: good luck will be overwhelmed in violent & insubordinate misery (no word on what happens if the live actor's career is dead, however).
Advice: ( ... )

Re: Well, it's official, you'll probably win the lotto jawalter June 14 2009, 13:28:21 UTC

Of course you can ride in my limo; after all, once I'm rich beyond the dreams of avarice, I'll have to hire you to interpret my dreams.

Although, "good luck will be overwhelmed in violent & insubordinate misery" ... what the hell? Everything else sounds so good! No wonder Kevin Costner can't make a good movie to save his life; that sounds like the plot description for his stupid Coast Guard movie.

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