Lazy Excuse for an Update #2- The Really Long Survey
Answer every single question with
1. Are you a male or female?:
Man! I feel like a woman!
~Man! I Feel Like a Woman by Shania Twain
2. Describe yourself:
You my, brown eyed girl…
~Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison
3. How do others feel about you?:
When you feel all alone, and a loyal friend is hard to find… You're caught in a one-way street with the monsters in your head. When hopes and dreams are far away, and you feel like you can't face they day… Let me be the one you call. If you jump I'll break your fall… Lift you up and fly away with you into the night. If you need to fall apart, I can mend a broken heart. If you need to crash then crash and burn. You're not alone.
~Crash and Burn by Savage Garden
4. How do you feel about you?:
So when I make a big mistake… When I fall flat on my face… I know I’ll be alright.
Should my tender heart be broken, I will cry those teardrops knowin’… I will be just fine. ’Cause nothin’ changes who I am.
~Who I Am by Jessica Andrews
5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend:
I guess I must be wishin’ on someone else’s star. It seems like someone else keeps gettin’ what I’m wishin’ for. Why can’t I be as lucky as those other people are? I guess I must be wishin’ on someone else’s star.
~Someone Else’s Star by Brian White
6. What would you rather be doing?:
Getaway… you know it’s now or never. Getaway, nobody lives forever. We’re only waiting just to make our getaway.
~Getaway by Bryan Adams
7. How do you make a decision?:
Should I stay or should I go?
~Should I Stay or Should I Go? By The Clash
8. Describe where you live:
Like damn, I'm from Minnesota, land of the cold air.
~Shhh by Atmosphere
9. Where would you rather be?:
There’s no place I’d rather be, then on a surfboard out at sea. Lingering in the ocean blue, and if I had one wish come true, I’d surf ‘til the sunsets beyond the horizon… Flying by on a Hawaiian roller coaster ride.
~Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride by Mark Keali'i Ho'omalu and the Kamehameha
School Children's Chorus (from Disney’s Lilo and Stitch)
10. Describe how you love:
I'm gonna stand on a rooftop, climb up a mountaintop, baby, scream and shout. I wanna sing it on the radio, show it on a video, baby, leave no doubt. I want the whole world to know just what I'm all about. I love to love you out loud.
~Love You Out Loud by Rascal Flatts
11. What do you want?:
I will find my way. I can go the distance. I’ll be there someday if I can be strong. I know every mile will be worth my while. I would go most anywhere to feel like I belong.
~Go the Distance by Michael Bolton (from Disney’s Hercules)
12. Share a few words of wisdom:
Take it easy, take it easy… Don’t let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy. Lighten up while you still can, don’t even try to understand. Just find a place to make your stand, and take it easy.
~Take It Easy by the Eagles
13. How do you move on?:
I’ve dealt with my ghosts and I’ve faced all my demons. Finally content with the past I regret. I’ve found you find strength in your moments of weakness. For once I’m at peace with myself. I’ve been burdened with blame, trapped in the past for too long. I’m movin’ on. I’ve lived in this place and I know all the faces. Each one is different but they’re always the same. They mean me no harm, but it’s time that I face it. They’ll never allow me to change. But I never dreamed home would end up where I don’t belong. I’m movin’ on.
~I’m Movin’ On by Rascal Flatts
14. What would you say to your best friend?:
I’ll be there for you, these five words I swear to you. When you breathe, I wanna be the air for you. I’ll be there for you. I live and I die for you, steal the sun from the sky for you. Words can’t say what love can do. I’ll be there for you.
~I’ll Be There For You by Bon Jovi
15. Describe your family:
It would be nice if we could all just sit together. It would be great if we could have a little fun. It would be nice if we could be a happy family today.
~Happy Family by Racoon
16. Where would you go on vacation?:
Aruba, Jamaica, oooo I wanna take ya to Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama. Key Largo, Montigo, baby why don’t we go, oooo I wanna take ya down to Kokomo, we’ll get there fast and then we’ll take it slow… That’s where we wanna go, way down to Kokomo.
~Kokomo by the Beach Boys
17. What would you tell the world?:
People killin', people dyin'. Children hurt and you hear them cryin'. Can you practice what you preach, and would you turn the other cheek. Father, Father, Father help us. Send some guidance from above. 'Cause people got me, got me questionin'… Where is the love?
~Where is the Love? by the Black Eyed Peas
18. What do you miss?:
Do you remember… When you were way back then. You held the world inside your hands. When you told me love was the strongest stuff. Your strength was innocence.
~Innocence Again by Switchfoot
19. What do you regret?:
A lifetime's past since yesterday. Still I am no farther than before. Through all the roads and paths we walked. Endless nights alone we talked. Those miles will never mean a thing.
~Regrets by Nine Days
20. At what time of day do you feel your best?:
Baby, listen to the nighttime breeze. You can hear it singin' through the trees.
~Night on the Country by Chris Cagle
21. What do you see?:
Tell me what’s wrong with society, when everywhere I look I see, young girls dying to be on TV, won’t stop ‘til they’ve reached their dreams. Diet pills, surgery, Photoshop pictures in magazines, telling them how they should be. It doesn’t make sense to me. Is everybody going crazy? Is anybody gonna save me? Can anybody tell me what’s going on, tell me what’s going on. If you open your eyes, you’ll see that something, something is wrong.
~Crazy by Simple Plan
22. What would you say to kids?
Hakuna matata, what a wonderful phrase. Hakuna matata, ain’t no passin’ craze. It means no worries, for the rest of our days. It’s our problem free, philosophy. Hakuna matata.
~Hakuna Matata by Max Casella (From Disney’s The Lion King)
1. Are you a male or female?:
Man! I feel like a woman!
~Man! I Feel Like a Woman by Shania Twain
2. Describe yourself:
You my, brown eyed girl…
~Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison
3. How do others feel about you?:
When you feel all alone, and a loyal friend is hard to find… You're caught in a one-way street with the monsters in your head. When hopes and dreams are far away, and you feel like you can't face they day… Let me be the one you call. If you jump I'll break your fall… Lift you up and fly away with you into the night. If you need to fall apart, I can mend a broken heart. If you need to crash then crash and burn. You're not alone.
~Crash and Burn by Savage Garden
4. How do you feel about you?:
So when I make a big mistake… When I fall flat on my face… I know I’ll be alright.
Should my tender heart be broken, I will cry those teardrops knowin’… I will be just fine. ’Cause nothin’ changes who I am.
~Who I Am by Jessica Andrews
5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend:
I guess I must be wishin’ on someone else’s star. It seems like someone else keeps gettin’ what I’m wishin’ for. Why can’t I be as lucky as those other people are? I guess I must be wishin’ on someone else’s star.
~Someone Else’s Star by Brian White
6. What would you rather be doing?:
Getaway… you know it’s now or never. Getaway, nobody lives forever. We’re only waiting just to make our getaway.
~Getaway by Bryan Adams
7. How do you make a decision?:
Should I stay or should I go?
~Should I Stay or Should I Go? By The Clash
8. Describe where you live:
Like damn, I'm from Minnesota, land of the cold air.
~Shhh by Atmosphere
9. Where would you rather be?:
There’s no place I’d rather be, then on a surfboard out at sea. Lingering in the ocean blue, and if I had one wish come true, I’d surf ‘til the sunsets beyond the horizon… Flying by on a Hawaiian roller coaster ride.
~Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride by Mark Keali'i Ho'omalu and the Kamehameha
School Children's Chorus (from Disney’s Lilo and Stitch)
10. Describe how you love:
I'm gonna stand on a rooftop, climb up a mountaintop, baby, scream and shout. I wanna sing it on the radio, show it on a video, baby, leave no doubt. I want the whole world to know just what I'm all about. I love to love you out loud.
~Love You Out Loud by Rascal Flatts
11. What do you want?:
I will find my way. I can go the distance. I’ll be there someday if I can be strong. I know every mile will be worth my while. I would go most anywhere to feel like I belong.
~Go the Distance by Michael Bolton (from Disney’s Hercules)
12. Share a few words of wisdom:
Take it easy, take it easy… Don’t let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy. Lighten up while you still can, don’t even try to understand. Just find a place to make your stand, and take it easy.
~Take It Easy by the Eagles
13. How do you move on?:
I’ve dealt with my ghosts and I’ve faced all my demons. Finally content with the past I regret. I’ve found you find strength in your moments of weakness. For once I’m at peace with myself. I’ve been burdened with blame, trapped in the past for too long. I’m movin’ on. I’ve lived in this place and I know all the faces. Each one is different but they’re always the same. They mean me no harm, but it’s time that I face it. They’ll never allow me to change. But I never dreamed home would end up where I don’t belong. I’m movin’ on.
~I’m Movin’ On by Rascal Flatts
14. What would you say to your best friend?:
I’ll be there for you, these five words I swear to you. When you breathe, I wanna be the air for you. I’ll be there for you. I live and I die for you, steal the sun from the sky for you. Words can’t say what love can do. I’ll be there for you.
~I’ll Be There For You by Bon Jovi
15. Describe your family:
It would be nice if we could all just sit together. It would be great if we could have a little fun. It would be nice if we could be a happy family today.
~Happy Family by Racoon
16. Where would you go on vacation?:
Aruba, Jamaica, oooo I wanna take ya to Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama. Key Largo, Montigo, baby why don’t we go, oooo I wanna take ya down to Kokomo, we’ll get there fast and then we’ll take it slow… That’s where we wanna go, way down to Kokomo.
~Kokomo by the Beach Boys
17. What would you tell the world?:
People killin', people dyin'. Children hurt and you hear them cryin'. Can you practice what you preach, and would you turn the other cheek. Father, Father, Father help us. Send some guidance from above. 'Cause people got me, got me questionin'… Where is the love?
~Where is the Love? by the Black Eyed Peas
18. What do you miss?:
Do you remember… When you were way back then. You held the world inside your hands. When you told me love was the strongest stuff. Your strength was innocence.
~Innocence Again by Switchfoot
19. What do you regret?:
A lifetime's past since yesterday. Still I am no farther than before. Through all the roads and paths we walked. Endless nights alone we talked. Those miles will never mean a thing.
~Regrets by Nine Days
20. At what time of day do you feel your best?:
Baby, listen to the nighttime breeze. You can hear it singin' through the trees.
~Night on the Country by Chris Cagle
21. What do you see?:
Tell me what’s wrong with society, when everywhere I look I see, young girls dying to be on TV, won’t stop ‘til they’ve reached their dreams. Diet pills, surgery, Photoshop pictures in magazines, telling them how they should be. It doesn’t make sense to me. Is everybody going crazy? Is anybody gonna save me? Can anybody tell me what’s going on, tell me what’s going on. If you open your eyes, you’ll see that something, something is wrong.
~Crazy by Simple Plan
22. What would you say to kids?
Hakuna matata, what a wonderful phrase. Hakuna matata, ain’t no passin’ craze. It means no worries, for the rest of our days. It’s our problem free, philosophy. Hakuna matata.
~Hakuna Matata by Max Casella (From Disney’s The Lion King)