My wonderful, cushy dream job has turned into a nightmare. How the hell am I supposed to do anything if I've never used and have no understanding of the goddamned programs I've been given to use? WHAT THE HELL!? I have no fucking clue what I'm doing and no one else knows how to help and for the love of god why does this stuff have to be done RIGHT now! Carol, you picked a rotten time to go on vacation! I want this whole KHC thing to die! Hear me? DIE! And I am sick of people telling me 4 gazillion ways to do things. Pick one! And if you say you're going to write something down, please do it! Oi. Can I kill myself now? Please? And yes, I am well aware that I need to calm down. Sigh.