OotP Running commentary
Omg, it's so dark I can't see anything. :( LOL PIRACY.
Dudley's not fat enough. He's running as fast as Harry. WRONG.
That is so not how I imagined Figg. Why is she so calm? And no Mundungus Fletcher?
Love the expulsion letter. No "remember my last"? No Aunt Petunia knowing about the dementors? How will they make the 7th movie. FTL.
I LOVE YOU TONKS.
The flying sequence was cool, I'll give him that.
I guess there's no secret keeper for 12 Grimmauld place, then. :|
YES, THE HOT OLDER MEN OF HARRY POTTER. David Tennant please. *Sobs*
I like the eerie blue sleeping light.
They didn't slip in the locket Whorecrux. :(
The ministry's a lot... Fuller than I imagined.
A+ for the Flooing people and the Fountain. WTH for the giant poster of Fudge.
I SEE THE UMBRIDGE.
The original Order. :(
Rofl, I love how awkward the scene with Luna is.
Seamus is such a bad actor lolz.
KITTIES. ON PLATES.
I love Luna. I wish her voice was different though.
Haha, Harry keeps getting owned by Dumbledore.
Why is the head in the fire effect different than the last movie? :| Lame.
That DA thing sure went fast. Ginny finally got a line lol.
NEVILLE discovers the room of requirement? :( Oh well. I love Matt Lewis, so it's all cool.
Wow, they're totally setting up R/HR already, huh.
Uhhh. What was with those chocolates. I don't get it. I'm stupid.
Well, that was an awkward kiss?
EMOTIONAL RANGE OF A TEASPOON. I LOVE YOU RUPERT. MORE RUPERT, LESS EMMA PLEASE.
They cut St. Mungos. Assholes.
Too little, too late, Seamus. GTFO.
Matt's so much taller than Dan. HOTTIE.
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NO SNITCH? :(
Whoever's holding Cho and Harry could be hot. It's hard to tell because everything is blurry.
DUMBLEDORE'S GOT STYLE? Why does this remind me so much of "That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen."
I can't even see Grawp.
Uhhh, new pairing? Grawp/Hermione?
I love you, Fred and George. The scene could have been so much better though. They should have introduced Peeves this film just so they could say "Give her hell from us, Peeves."
No banning from quidditch, by the way?
Flitwick, Lmao.
Ugh, Dan's delivery of the "He's got Padfoot" line sucks so much.
Well. The centaurs sure came across as super intelligent and noble beings. Not.
P.S. Umbridge is so perfect, it's crazy.
Nope, everything's so rushed. I don't like it.
Wow, they cut out all the rooms before the Prophecy room? Lamesssss.
So I guess everyone gets to hear the prophecy? Ok, lol.
Woah, that veil is way cooler than I imagined.
Oh, Mr. Malfoy, your hair is so ~*lucious*~ and ~*silky smooth*~.
HO DAMN. The Order is all BAD ASS with their vaporizations.
This whole scene is so confusing for me because the audio and video are a few seconds off.
Whose voice was in Harry's head? VOLDY'S?
OH NO HE DIDN'T JUST BREATHE A FIRE SERPENT INTO LIFE. SIGN ME UP AS A DEATH EATER PLEASE.
Why did they change the possession scene. It was weird.
I love how Dumbledore's explanation took a bajillion pages in the book, but they cut it down to 1 minute in the film.
The end? Well. That's smelly. Too short. Longer movies please.
Wow, no Cho relationship at all, besides the kiss. That makes me kind of sad. Barely any mention of OWLs. Sirius didn't have enough screen time for the audience to actually care that he died. :| Depressing. And I can't believe all we got of Snape's Worst memory were those flashes.
I GIVE IT. A "C".