Well, I’m married… have been for about 2 weeks now. It’s weird. I can sleep in the same bed with her and not feel bad or wrong. I can kiss her, and not have to stop there. She looks so cute asleep. I love being a husband… I wouldn’t trade it for anything. The next step from here is becoming a Dad… that part scares me, so we probably won’t ( Read more... )

5 days is all that separates Seana, Me and Forever from becoming tied together into that neat little bundle known as "an eternal family". Excitement and nervousness permeate every atom of my being, along with wonder, confidence, doubt and a bit of amazement thrown in for good measure ( Read more... )

Dear Skeletor,

First of all, many thanks for taking time to read this letter. I appreciate that your schedule is pretty packed with evil and evil related activities and that your time is precious. I'll try not to take up too much of it, but I really do think you need to hear what I have to say.

I, like a large number of other people on the planet ( Read more... )

So, we started moving stuff into our apartment... well, MY apartment for the next little while, at least. It was kind of cool. Our worldly posessions now include a 27'' flat screen tv, an entertainment center, a 3 million pound "LuvSac", a mattress and a 9" table fan. There is no bigger temptation than being alone with the girl you love in a ( Read more... )

Johnny Lingo Live.

Tonight.

The Hole.

Everyone needs an enemies list. With all the talk of national disunity and the red/blue divide, I figure this “healing” is just a clever tactic. That’s right, they lull you into a false sense of security, then BAM, Michael Moore punches you in the face and takes your Adidas ( Read more... )

And nothing better to do with it, I HIGHLY recommend that you go and buy Songs For Silverman by the Illustrious Benjamin Scott Folds... it's easily the best CD I've heard all year ( Read more... )

I saw Mr. and Mrs. Smith last night/this morning and have come to a couple conclusions ( Read more... )

mykii  says write down 10 songs, then pick five other people that have to do it too, well, thats almost what he kinda sorta said...

The Beatles - Something In The Way
Reggie And The Full Effect - Congratulations Smack and Katy
Taking Back Sunday - Number Five With a Bullet
Smashing Pumpkins - Disarm
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes - Don't Let The Sun Go Down ( Read more... )

Of funny rejection letters, I figured I'd throw in one that I actually received. About 4 years ago, Huston and I tried to sell Tony's soul on eBay (this is before he realized that a soul was something that people should actually use) and got this interesting reply ( Read more... )