Tonight's entry: Capable of cooling nasal passages and soothing sore throats

[jayb]

Do you know that feeling you get, when everything seems to go just the way you wanted it to. The stars are all aligned, the lighting is just right, and that moment, when summed up in one word, can only be described as.....perfect

Comments

[behindthesmog]

LOL! this totally made my morning

=D

[jayb]

Haha, glad I could help.

[aneurisms]

do you spell semen that way on purpose? :)

[jayb]

Hahaha. Naw actually I spell seaman like this cause I'm illiterate.

[untrustingdraco]

OMG! loved it. I was having a pretty bad day just up until I read that. It made me smile :-). keep up the god work! ;-)

[jayb]

Bad days are meant for jay butt entries and masterbation

[wishing_still]

Cat died? Whack it away....

hahahahhahahahha

yo jay, the best way to do it, is masterbate in the shower.

Its weird because for you, its a community shower, but when you come home, try it. I mean, be careful, dont use shit like soap to masterbate, cus itll get in the hole and hurt like fuck. But i just get lotion and shit..and just BAM in the water...then right after that i shampoo my hair, that way all the excess shampoo can go and clean up any mess that the cum left......

haha...

ok.

[jayb]

Uhhh, dude. You def have had cum in your hair before....if you wash the hair afterwards.

Thats just...nasty.

[69killerkitty69]

conditioner works well too... not that i know... i heard it

[sweetxtomorrows]

HILARIOUS.. well you could just stop right before and then you dont have to worry about anything to clean up

[jayb]

Ouch....that would make me more depressed than when I started.

[sweetxtomorrows]

why ouch?

[jayb]

Trust me...stopping isn't a good thing.