void what_to_do_if(you_own_a_DS) {

[jaybird144]

if(you_own_a_DS) {
    open_url(http://us.yesasia.com/en/PrdDept.aspx/code-j/section-games/pid-1004028136/);
    add_to_shopping_cart();
    use_coupon_code("OSU5");
    check_out();
    wait_for_package();
    insert_in_DS();
    while(you_own_a_DS) {
        ROCK_OUT();
       }
    return;
    }
}

Comments

[clayhazelnut]

SYNTAX ERROR

The boolean "you_own_a_DS" is not found.
The function "add_to_shopping_cart()" is not found.
The function "use_coupon_code()" is not found.
The function "check_out()" is not found.
The function "wait_for_pakcage()" is not found.
The function "insert_in_DS()" is not found.
The function "ROCK_OUT()" is not found.

Due to these errors, the program can not be completed as desired.

[jaybird144]

#ifndef __SUSPENSION_OF_DISBELIEF
#include "suspension_of_disbelief.h"

[clayhazelnut]

if(erik)
{
owned();
return;
}

[jaybird144]

In all honesty, I knew that the syntax was bad. I left it the way it was so that it was at least semi-readable for people not well versed in reading code.

[aiuax]

int main(int argc, char** argv) {
while() {
getHappy();
fork();
}
}

[bravefencermike]

You all make me sad, and you should be ashamed.

[clayhazelnut]

if(mccord_bashes_our geekiness)
{
mccords_opinion = 0;
return;
}