Dear Freshmen Magazine...

[jayce_panson]

Being a gorgeous sunny day I spent the morning sitting out on my balcony in wife-beater and shorts, soaking in the sun, and reading the latest Archaeology magazine. Coming inside to cool down and check e-mail I heard the door bell ring. Never a good thing at noon on a relaxing Sunday. Figuring it must be some local Baptists making their usual

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[rawsound]

you should have taken the risk of them freaking just to watch the expressions on their faces when they saw your gay pagan decor--it would have been priceless!

[garan_du]

It's not delivery, it's de Mormons.