maaaannmanananmanananananan i didnt end up going to the disco friday..i thought id escaped it. BUTNO. we went last night. what. the .shit. im not kidding. it was ridonkulous. if you were there, we wouldve actually had fun. BUT it was so bumpy and grindy, i got pinned against a wall by a sweaty prepubescent tween and he proceeded to rub his crotch (sweaty, probz) on ME. i think i was molested. it was terrible. i have plenty of pictures. ugh. OH AND. before we went, i got a lesson in disco fashion from ana´s "friend", she tried to put me in tight red jeans, and called me fashionably hopeless. FUCK. EVERYONE. oh and, she FORCEFULLY tried to comb out the dreads growing in the back of my head. i actually wanted to kill someone. and la fucking ano tried to educate me on my fashion sense too. it was the most degrading moment of my life. they tried to make me wear a belllyyy shiirt wannnhhh. ana wore one! disguting. i told them i didnt want little 13 year old boys having sexual fantasies about my belly button. and they still persisted!
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bahahah i think the teachers aroundf me are wondering why i´m laughing out loud about my hilarious! history homeowkr. maaaan desiderius erasus is SUCH a comedian. comico. bahahahhah i had such as ridiulous night last night. man these spaniards...straight for the throat! ill call you when i get home. maanmaaaan i feel like a pedofile these people seem so young. i should just emial you....but this seeeeems easier you know. baah i never go to school in the morning. i always "accidently" forget to set my alarm clock and i fake snore really loud until everyon leaves. this morning i found such an awesome park. im not sure if i was allowed in it, i was the only one. i think it was an imperial garden or something. ehh and i found some chiilllzz like banquo climbing trees. manmanamanana i cant wait for easter. bahahahahha ugghhh guess what.ana´s planned ANOTHER scout camping trip with me. she thinks i ENJOY them. bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baanbanaha. every time a teacher walks by i switch the screen and look deep in thought at some texty popup ad
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dave, its ridonkulous. I WANT TO GO HOME. im sick of being molested! and these two kisses... people are lingering! i dont know! and boys only kiss girls when they see them, the dont kiss other boys, why not? bahh everything is so sexist here! gosh i almost wore a belly shirt. even their verbs are sexist. blahgahs!
jayda, i am fearing for your life right now. i can just see you, sitting with the german, i bet he will try to kiss you because hes hung out with you a few times (and you know, you owe it to him or something) ((and you make him feel good, like a god.), and then, otherfreakyguy will see and he'll burst into a rage of terror and shoot you all, everyone in spanish starbucks! gosh, you will die in spain. that sucks. lets go home. i could go for home now. yeaaahhh. fuck the next few weeks.
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i no tell you why
date me
longtime.
laaaaaaatiiiiiinnoooooooo
ahahahahahahhahahahahaha, i cant get over that
sooooo, like whatchya up to this weekend??
NO.
ohhhhslaymewell you foreigners.
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these conversations slay me.
i think i have an accent.
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i just talked to you on the phone,
me bored.
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i can just see you, sitting with the german, i bet he will try to kiss you because hes hung out with you a few times (and you know, you owe it to him or something) ((and you make him feel good, like a god.), and then, otherfreakyguy will see and he'll burst into a rage of terror and shoot you all, everyone in spanish starbucks!
gosh, you will die in spain. that sucks.
lets go home.
i could go for home now.
yeaaahhh. fuck the next few weeks.
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