Comments | jayder: I think I have the flu. The flu sucks. I hate my existence, for it is one of PHYSICAL PAIN.

jayder

I think I have the flu. The flu sucks. I hate my existence, for it is one of PHYSICAL PAIN.

Dec 01, 2003 22:42

FUCKING HEADACHE, FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK. EVERY THING I DO HURTS. IF I BREATH IT HURTS. IF I OPEN MY EYES IT HURTS. IF I THINK IT HURTS. IF I COUGH OR BREATH HARD MY STOMACH, LUNGS, AND HEAD HURTS. FUCK~!@#~!$@%. I CAN'T EAT ANYTHING EITHER. I HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING TODAY. PLUS, WORK IS PISSED OFF AT ME, NOT TO MENTION THAT I WAS PRACTICALLY KICKED OUT ( Read more... )

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lunar_vagrant December 2 2003, 04:13:34 UTC

Tom, if you had stayed in Japanese class, and gave me your death flu adversely, I would have had to kill you. If you get me sick, I will hate you forever, you dick.

Wait... what I meant to say was, "Feel better." Or something.

-Burk

P.S. - Seriously though, don't get me sick. I have to much to do this week to deal with it. You bum.

adamundead December 2 2003, 04:48:23 UTC

Dear Tom,

Once again, I must blame this all on Mike. Mike comes into school saying he is," SICK AS SHIT!" He was dying in the student center. Shortly after you were with Mike, you get sick. Nick had class with him this morning, and he is sick. Seriously. That kid is a fucking germ. We need to give that kid a fucking shower in Clorox or something.

Your pal,
Adam the Great

P.S. - Seriously. You'd better not get Matt sick, because then everyone would be sick and I would have no one to hang out with or something. Fuck shit damn!

stewmanchew December 2 2003, 05:06:09 UTC

I wanna hang out. I called you all day. Turn on your phone!!

stewmanchew December 2 2003, 05:05:02 UTC

Dear The Crew,

I finally have time to hang but all of you are sick!!! Get better!

imawhytprsn December 2 2003, 06:47:07 UTC

Dear Tom,

What the fuck? I am also sick. Since I'm back at school, of course I am mostly over it. But for a few days I was also in a lot of pain.

All of you are sick. Could this be the end of the CREW? The answers to these questions and more on the next ER.

I hope you guys feel better. Drink some Theraflu. Apparently if you actually drink it, it works.

Sincerely,
Michelle

adamundead December 2 2003, 11:53:09 UTC

Dear Michelle,

I am not sick. Theraflu, however, literally makes me vomit.

Your pal,
Adam the Great

I think I am feeling slightly better. jayder December 2 2003, 19:23:39 UTC

Which is good, because I need to go to class tomorrow and figure things out for the final exams. Matt, did Dr. Watts say anything about our final projects?

-Tom

Fuck YOU, Tom. lunar_vagrant December 2 2003, 20:33:36 UTC

I too, am sick. I have a sore throat swollen tonsils and a bad case of... well, I won't be vulgar. Fuck you Tom. Next time your sick, be considerate and stay at home instead of sitting in a cramped room with several people when your a fucking health hazard.

Go fuck yourself,
-Matt.

P.S. - You must have gotten Dr. Watts sick too, because she was sick and did not show up for class. I'm serious.

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