One day while I was feeling really really happy I decided to get a tattoo of a pencil. "What a shiny thought I mused." A tattoo. So I wondered what type of tattoo I would get. Would it be of a chapstick flying low blue with passion? Or should I get a lightswitch? If I did that, who would slapping with me ( Read more... )

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!

Suck it up and take the corniness it touched me and I hope it kicks you in the ass ( Read more... )

My step dad sent this to me, if you've heard it before, read it anyway. If you don't like it tough shit, laugh because I said so dammit ( Read more... )

I should have taken the job at the Commissary.....what in the world was I thinking? Oh yeah, all night and weekends, no time with the hubby.....still 10.18/hour....

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I forgot to mention that I started an online writing based newsletter via yahoo groups called Essential Elements. I have set the release date for the first issue on May 5th. You are all welcome to sign up, but if you don't write or have no interest in writing, prepare to be bored to death with craft related issues that will have absolutely no ( Read more... )

Okay, I went to do that 15 minute thing, and ended up working on my novel....totally on accident. I knew I had a problem with getting started and all, so I talked it out in my exercise and I ended up turning off the timer after the 15 minutes and kept going. I ended up getting somewhere between 750-800 words. I am exquisitely delighted!

Um, ok...so yeah.

I have this subscription to this online newsletter, and it's pretty cool so far. I've only had it for two weeks, but then it was down for a while and only came up two weeks ago. The first issue I found rather pointless, but the second slapped me in my face ( Read more... )

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