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[jayesdmf]

Guess who just took his last evaluated exercise (the Army Interview) and SMOKED IT like a cheap cigar?

And who is now a certified Liar for the United States Army?

If you answered YOU to both questions, you're wrong. It's me. But thanks for playing

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[culculhen]

But you could be lying!!

Well done, you the army recruiter man!

[jayesdmf]

I'm waiting on my own personal Bud Light Real Men Of Genius

Bud light presents; Real men of genuis

[culculhen]

Today we salute you mr. Army recruiter, mr. Armmmy Recuuiter

never before has the united states made such a mistake, maaade such a mistaaaake

from vietnam, somalia and the war of 1812 to private benjamin and in the army now A mistake so large it can only be decribed as "d'oh" "d'ooohooohoh

But thanks to you the United states army can go on fighting for democraty Aand freeedom

So crack open a nice cold Bud light ooh lier to the masses, because when it comes to recruiting you're the best Thank you thank you thank yououou

bud light beer at si....

Re: Bud light presents; Real men of genuis

[jayesdmf]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[thenakedski]

Did you get one of them fly patches for your BDU's yet?

[jayesdmf]

you damn right.

have I got them sewn on yet?

no...

[richcsigs]

Note to self: When Jaye calls, don't pick up...

[jayesdmf]

and if you do, may God have mercy on your soul

[rhain]

What if I answered "Jaye"?

[jayesdmf]

then you would be the recipient of oodles of praise and appreciation for being you, and a declaration of my undying commitment to you, and whatever you need, I would gladly give to such a wonderful person.

[thenakedski]

As long as she signs up for 3 years right? ;)

[jayesdmf]

4... minimum.

GET IN THE BOOTS!!

[chilimuffin]

wow. heh. wow. so you'll call me, all sweet and nice, and before you know it, I'll be doing things I never thought I'd do?

wait. how is this anything new?

[jayesdmf]

you'll be doing it in camoflage, which to me, would be new for you