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jayesdmf

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Aug 24, 2005 11:33

You know staff duty is gonna be a good one when, first thing in the morning, an inept driver plows into a motorcycle 15 minutes after you assume duties. I had to deal with self activating arms room alarms, mysteriously vanishing buildings, jealous boyfriends of the CQ's I had to check on (they thought I was showing up to mack the womens) dumbass ( Read more... )

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tiger_flip August 24 2005, 16:41:01 UTC

Vanishing buildings? Okay, now I'm curious...

jayesdmf August 24 2005, 16:44:21 UTC

they had an alarm get triggered at about 2300 last night, and AMS called ME because that was the number listed in case of triggering. Even though they had a MAP and told me what street it was on, what buildings were nearby, and what size building it was, for the life of me, I could not find #10035. It just wasn't there.

tiger_flip August 24 2005, 20:02:34 UTC

So, in other words, the DAT couldn't find a building with a map, a flashlight, and both hands.

Because it sounds like you need a laugh kliq August 24 2005, 16:53:31 UTC

Topic: Real Life Magic: The Gathering cards

Mine:

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Re: Because it sounds like you need a laugh jayesdmf August 24 2005, 16:58:56 UTC

and laugh I did. I have to go find something to keep pace with that one though.

Re: Because it sounds like you need a laugh jacesan August 25 2005, 01:29:23 UTC

This is a bunchabastards entry if I've ever seen one. Not many others will appreciate the humor. :D

Re: Because it sounds like you need a laugh jayesdmf August 25 2005, 01:37:25 UTC

yeah, Jeff needs to be inducted into the bastard hall of fame.

usmu August 24 2005, 18:50:29 UTC

In other words: a normal day at office.

jayesdmf August 25 2005, 01:52:30 UTC

pretty much, but this is the first time I lost a building

usmu August 25 2005, 15:06:16 UTC

There's a first for everything. You might want to check your pockets though. I might have gone the way of a certain train ticket. :p

you mean this one? jayesdmf August 25 2005, 16:36:13 UTC

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jacesan August 25 2005, 01:19:31 UTC

The only time I misplace buildings is when I'm extremely intoxicated.

jayesdmf August 25 2005, 01:53:15 UTC

which is... all the time...

Zing... jacesan August 25 2005, 03:11:02 UTC

I've been working lately, which cuts into my drinking time. Most of the buildings I've misplaced weren't worth visiting anyway.

(Resists the urge to add "except your mom's house" at the end of the last sentence.)