i'm missing the ballgame

[jayhawkdropout]

but it's just the yankees. unlike most of my LJ friends, i'm not at all upset that baseball is pre-empting "House." in fact, i'm absolutely jazzed about it. me like-y the baseball. speaking of shows on Fox, shelly and i are loving Arrested Development. every time Tobais grabs some dude's ass in a friendly but inappropriate way, or reveals that

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[hi_may76]

I look forward to having a relationship one day where a comfortability point is reached and my beloved and I can fartle to our bellys' comforts. Happy birthday. And your son is very intelligent by the way. If you think he can handle it, tell him Aunt Jaime is very disturbed by BBQ commercials in which a happy, cute, little pig is depicting sending the message "Hi, I'm an adorable piggy. Eat me. Oink, oink." Charlie Tuna too. No one would eat Charlie Tuna, but he's only too happy to peddle the processed flesh of his family and friends. Why stop there?!- California Raisins dancing and singing "EAT ME!" Mrs. Butterworth- "Please, drink my essence; make me hollow." It's all just so horrifying and disturbing. If anything, I worry Veggie Tale will turn Caleb into an Atkins Poster Boy- he'll feel so incredibly guilty for eating his entertaining vegetable friends. Until he sees a happy little pig commercial. Then he'll just become a fruitarian- one who doesn't consume anything unless it's vegetable matter that has in fact fallen from the bush

Fart Confidence

[phynngrrl_23]

I knew that my husband and I were truly comfortable together when he started to refer affectionately to my "Manatee Farts." Another member of the fart club is the Butt Clap, as in...

Hooray, I jolly well farted!

[ceejishi]

Happy Birthday!

Happy Belated birthday!

[queenofthejungl]

Happy Belated birthday!