THE INTERNET FAILS AT LIFE

[jaykayrowling]

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT A GRIEVOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED. SOME FOUL CREATURE HAS LEAKED THE ENTIRETY OF MY SEVENTH BOOK ONTO THE INTERNET. IF I FIND OUT WHO IT WAS THEY SHALL PAY WITH THEIR LIFE.

I WAS GOING TO DO THIS LATER THIS WEEK, BUT I SHALL HAVE TO DO IT NOW.

THE SPOILER POSTSEEING AS I AM THE ONE WHO WROTE THE BOOK, I'VE

Comments

[undead_writer]

I must say I was pleased to see dear Lupin and Tonks go, leaving their son an orphan! How lovely! It would only have been better if you had killed the Potter boy permanently so as to deprive the werewolf child his godfather as well. It was also rather disappointing that Hagrid was not killed by the spiders; how delightfully ironic that would have been!

Overall, I thought it was a nice book, with the exception of the epilogue. That was quite dull.