Shaved Cats, Ponies, and Plastic Cows

[jayli]

My roommate and brother are funny lil bitches

Comments

[tasterainbows]

No one got you a My Little Pony?

How disappointing....

[jayli]

Oh I told Erin - Dude, his ass better NOT get me a My Little Pony..I knew that would be the work around to "I want a pony"

[tasterainbows]

I used to ask for a pony all the time and then one day the ex got me... a stuffed pony... It's pretty cute, really.

[jayli]

Aww that IS cute!

[mathwhiz78]

I've always figured you were into shaved... cat.

And speaking of weird things to be out of--socks. I went to Target yesterday because I keep finding/developing holes in my socks. They were almost completely out of white crew socks. Who the hell gives socks for Christmas?? (Unless you're adopting a poor family and they really need socks, which I guess there are more of this year), but c'mon... SOCKS!

[jayli]

My ex used to ask for socks all the time.
I swear to christ..
She gets me an HD tv for Xmas, I ask her what she wants "socks"

*shakes head*

[mathwhiz78]

How many sucks does it take to offset an HDTV?

[jayli]

a LOT

[diekia]

A shaved pussy collection is difficult to display when relatives are over.

[jayli]

And you wonder WHY I never have my family over...

[diekia]

Well NOW I'm assuming it was because you to busy sucking to offset the HDTV.

[jayli]

HA
that was like ...2 years ago - my sucking is no longer desired or required!