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jayli Mar 07, 2010 18:52

some things just don't make any sense

My olives are drunk and might be hiccuping...

jayli Feb 26, 2010 22:43

I have discovered a love for filthy martinis...

I only had one tonight and my ears are hot.

That is all...

Don't fear the reaper...

jayli Jan 29, 2010 09:58

That's IT! I have finally figured out how I will meet my end! I know it's crazy, but the signs are all over the place. Follow me if you will ( Read more... )

cgc, funny

It's football Sunday and yackoff has commenced.

My dear friend findyouranswers is mother fucking brilliant!

Being from New England... I am in the midst of watching the mother fucking Jets and the gawd damn shit sucking Colts...
I am rooting for the shit suckers cuz Rez Ryan is an asshat....I hate him more than I hate Peyton.
While discussing this, findyouranswers stated

Which do ( Read more... )

funny

Favre has a knob slob following..

jayli Jan 18, 2010 17:39

This one is for findyouranswers

I listen to sports talk radio. Crazy I know... but if I am not listening to my Ipod, I can't help but listen to the rantings of Toucher and Rich, or Zolak and Mazz...
In any case, today was all a flurry on my way home recapping this weekends playoff football games. I happen to come in right as they were ripping Favre to shreds! ( Read more... )

funny

When childhood video games become adult games...

jayli Jan 15, 2010 08:25

I admit - I have an addiction to reading Textsfromlastnight.com
It is my guilty morning pleasure. I get in, read the news, email CGC, then read TFLN.

Today - it was full of win...

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So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward

funny

I believe in nothing....

jayli Dec 14, 2009 22:24

Fuck me I need to update...
SO
MUCH
GOING
ON

However... in the meantime...
letthesunfall 30STM new CD is right on!

But I 'm a human not a sandwich

jayli Nov 08, 2009 22:18

Click to view

funny

Day N Nite...

jayli Nov 07, 2009 00:28

I have resorted to THE crack...

that's right...

I know belong to the crackberry family.

WOOOOOOO Storm 2! YAY!

What I would love to say about Maine and lacked the words...

jayli Nov 04, 2009 17:21

Stole this from my dear friend findyouranswers who pulled the tweets from an amazing author

elizmccracken   Yes: it would be time-consuming, but let's put every marriage on the ballot, one by one!
elizmccracken   Believe me: if you believe in the sanctity of your marriage, you probably don't want me voting on whether you can be married.
elizmccracken   And I wouldn' ( Read more... )