I really smell bad. Baaaaaaaaaaaaad. And my left elbow is covered in green glitter. But no major fuck ups last night aight, which is cause for mad festive celebration! Dicked 30 squid on a taxi home though ( Read more... )

Charlotte Church is well fat ( Read more... )

I hate when people waffle about dreams because its really fucking boring, well but facky foo i want a record of this. In a break from my normal chase/flee from random people that want to kill me dream scenarios - for this is what 95 percent of them are, but they aint scary they're blooody ace, kung fu stealin cars roof top chases tits and stabbings ( Read more... )

Fallout 3 is a big pile of of numbery shite full of ugly boring things requiring far too much boring time. Dunno what the fuck I was thinking, its not for me, I like fast pretty things, not brown slow shite full of number stat bullshit. And i would rather watch a swinging ballbag than the sub par year 2000 esq character animation ( Read more... )

I started today by vomiting up egg, chips and sausage goo.

I want to go home and play tomb raider.

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Home now playing tomb raider!

Westwood is a fucking god. "i'm in here making movies!"

Also my new iphone has made me the tits in meetings.

"that's a tape deck effect, dog!"

"I don't need a sauna!"

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Well, architecture in manchester has gone tits up. The only decent job I could find up here was for a large souless corporate place in fucking warrington.

So I'm going to flee back to birmingham to start working for associated architects. Office seem quite young and cool and they do interesting projects. Having to stay back home with the family  ( Read more... )

A massive sense of opportunity fills me up!