Fake Memories

[jayne_perry]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now,(even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up

Comments

[leesa_perrie]

Do you remember that time we spent in the Canadian wilderness, listening to wolves cry in the distance? We hired a campervan and travelled from West to East, and, of course, we saw Niagara Falls!

We didn't see any wild wolves, though, and the journey was very long (weeks and weeks and weeks) but it was fun, just you and me, writing fanfic and doing soduko puzzles, eating fast food (mainly pizza, lots and lots of pizza!).

We crossed into America and visited Boston before moving on to New York - we ditched the van before entering Manhatten, neither of us fancying driving there - and stayed at the most expensive hotel overlooking Central Park (its name escapes me now, how weird is that?) for one night before flying back to London.

Let's do something like this again! I've always wanted to see the Grand Canyon and the Redwood forests in California. We could even visit Colorado Springs and pretend we're in Stargate! Do you think we could get a pic outside of Cheyenne Mountain? I guess probably not...oh well!

[jayne_perry]

That sounds fun. I've always wanted to see the Grand Canyon too. I am sure we can find a way to creep into Cheyenne Mountain. When we are together, chaos ensues lol.

We sure did get a lot of fanfic written on our travels.

One request, can we cut down on the pizzas a bit. I had trouble looking at one, let alone eating one, for months afterwards.

[lysambre]

Hey Jayne !

Remember when we were in London, shopping for socks and doughnuts ? That one time where we happened to meet David Hewlett in the socks shop and when we discovered that he's as nut about socks as we are ?
Man, we had so much fun, getting him to try on so many pairs and model them for us !
And then he invited us for tea and the elusive doughnuts I just couldn't believe it and you had to pinch me to make me realise I wasn't dreaming !
Ahahaha, good times my friend ! :D

We should do it again soon, who knows who we'll meet this time at the socks shop ;)

[jayne_perry]

I will never, ever forget that day. It was so, so much fun.

We really should do that again, soon. I need some new socks, hehe!

[barcardicider]

Hey there Jayne

Perhaps I shouldn't put this out in the open like this, but do you remember that day when we were driving up to Blackpool and we stopped off at Asda's - while were we walking round getting some shopping we were munching on a pack of wagon wheels. When we got to the checkouts we had already eaten them and the empty packet had fallen through the bars of the trolley so we forgot to pay for them!!!

OMG! We spent days looking over our shoulders in case the police were looking for us :)

[jayne_perry]

I still can't go into Asda without looking over my shoulder for the security guard and feeling guilty. One day I will hear my name on the tannoy and i'll be out that door faster than Superman!

[dimity_blue]

I remember the day you and I met up with leesa_perrie. She insisted on climbing that tree and left your scarf up there because (she said) the squirrels would be cold without it.

I was just glad she'd given up on her attempts to get me to hand over my coat for them too. Honestly! Did she ever replace that scarf of yours?

[jayne_perry]

My scarf is still up that tree, as far as I know.

She never did replace it. I am hoping that maybe she'll give me one as a Christmas present. Though I am not too sure about her colour sense!

[leesa_perrie]

My colour sense is fine, thank you very much! I think that bright purple and lime green stripes look fantastic - especially with neon orange spots! You'll love the replacement scarf, really, you will!!

[leesa_perrie]

Hey, can't have the squirrels all cold, now can we? And I still think you should have given them your coat...

Don't have a squirrel icon, will a chipmunk do?

Remember When

[mckaysmirth]

Remember our days in MI5 **sigh**. They don't let me carry a gun as an Administrator AND my chair is just a chair. Remember when we had to go undercover as squirrels to infiltrate a suspected plot to take over the world and then we found the wonderful world of David and his Squirrels.

Still worth leaving MI5 for. Don't see how we could have continued working for them and working on Barcardi's World Dom Plan - Clearly a clash of issues. **Sigh** But I miss my gun and my special lighter.

M xx

(Doesn't need to be believable... right?)

Re: Remember When

[jayne_perry]

Happy Days *sigh*.

Remember the shooting range. We were so good the instructor used to run out the door when he saw us.

Then there was the time we visited 'Special Projects'. All you did was ask "What does this red button do?" I still think they over reacted.

Better get back to work before Barcardi starts ........

Re: Remember When

[mckaysmirth]

Yeah! What were they thinking? Fancy putting big red buttons where anyone can get their hands on em. Soooo not my fault.

I hear the controller still has blue hair and their still not allowed to mention our names where she can hear - still makes her twitch.

Do you think Barcardi would get one of the squirrels to make me one of those chairs. I hate having to use my feet to push me around and having to get up to go to the fridge and I miss hitting people with the lasers or pingpng balls.

Still think the final straw was that visit you took to the labs.

Oh. Barcardi - Quick look busy.

M xx

M xx

Re: Remember When

[jayne_perry]

The labs had nothing to do with me, I was framed. I could of sworn I saw Barcardicider coming out of there about 10 minutes earlier, not entirely sure though, it could of been anyone under that ski mask. Had her same taste in clothes though - bright red boots, elegant meglomaniac style.

They did a good job with the building that replaced it though.

I have a couple of jet packs here, sure we could rig your chair up somehow for you. And the weapons options might look a bit Blue Peterish, but it's do-able, you know, fire extinguisher on either side with the word 'Danger!'