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[jaysephine]

Climb onto your neighbour's roof and dangle a fish on a bit of string in front of his windows. He'll think his house is underwater.
Girls. Too old to go on an 18 to 30 holiday? Simply get pissed, lie in a pit in your garden and shag every bloke who looks at you over the fence.

Buy a television set exactly like your neighbours. Then annoy them by

Comments

[dr_george]

thats a shit load of writing. i like it tho, well funny. especially the dyslexic one!

[thejugglersden]

Hilaire! I just spent 25 minutes reading it, at this time of night! Where'd you find it?

[jaysephine]

its a book i have, called viz top tips, but i lost it, so i googled it!

[thejugglersden]

Ah man, all this time I thought Viz was just for dirty old men.

[wownelwow]

I HAVE THAT BOOK!